Shrimplism - the funny things Shrimples says

 A list of Shrimples funnies


Me: gilli will go to the vets soon and have his balls cut off.
Shrimples: oh and what about his doodle? 
Me: no not his doodle just his balls
Shrimples: oh yeah just his testicles.
Me: what about yours?
Shrimples: no not me
Me: why not?
Shrimples: cause Im a boy and boys like hairy testicles, boys like fluffy testicles. 
Me: what about girls?
Shrimples: girls don't have testicles they have balls. Balls in their hair.


 Its not okay to eat Capsicum skins you'll get sick okay ... you got it ! 


 I'll be right back 

Whats the racket ?  your making noises in my ear that are going to make me sick ! 

"Whos making that noise ?  oh you two ( point to backpacker and I in the kitchen)  what are you doing  making all that noise ?"
" We are making dinner"
"Keep it down okay Im trying to sleep" ( rolls eyes and walks back into bedroom) 




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